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Lyndon Johnson as a baby

I’m now listening to the first volume of Robert Caro’s Lyndon Johnson biography. He writes that “Lyndon was an unusually restless baby.” As soon as he could walk, He
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Nipple: the forbidden touchscreen implement

I’m never going back.
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Some of my favorite passages from David Copperfield

I finally got around to reading David Copperfield! It was a very interesting book, and I thought I’d share some of my favorite passages with you:
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Photo of me from my recent travels

To me, there’s nothing more enriching than traveling! I love to see the world.
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My mom on the Tonight Show in 1989

There for to eat dog food.
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Announcement

I’m having my annual open lock in this weekend. If you are part of a youth group that has been looking to have a lock in but you haven’t
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A season of blessings be upon you

May you receive a saxophone level of present like this alien did in the Alien comics. How sick is it that our government is colluding with big business to
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“Iguana Man! Iguana Man!” the crowd chanted, as I walked up to the stage. I smiled.

It was happening exactly as I had envisioned. Before I had put the iguana on my shoulder and started walking all around with it downtown, I had just been
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Alroot Underthing

This script is dedicated to my high school buds whose lives have been ruined by oxy. To this day, I still think our soccer team would have kicked ass
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