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In fourth grade my friend Jace and I spent lots of Saturdays coming up with ideas for video games. Most of the time they were just Crash Bandicoot: 3d

I just moved to Los Angeles from Washington, D.C., where I was doing some freelance lobbying. It turns out that’s really hard to do, so I spent a whole

Yes, I found a thing of garlic that looks like a man’s butt. It even has the white-ish mold a butt gets when you saw off the man’s legs and