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Buy my plants, baby!

Now you can buy the beautiful perfect plants I grow so well from seed. Go now! Goodpupsplants.com! Buy them! Buy them, you fool! And follow my dear little plant
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Memorial

The CVS in my neighborhood has raised a monument to all those who perished on that fateful night in 1912.
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I can’t say I disagree with this

But what do you think? Sound off in the comments.
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The Kidkill Deathgames

Sometimes, life doesn’t seem fair. But that’s just how it is when you’re a teenager. You’re always being forced to battle your peers in a globally televised tournament of
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Smarmy hummingbird trickster calmly bedevils unsuspecting hummingbird with robot

That guy had better take care once his precious robot runs out of batteries, otherwise the hummingbird is going to kick his ass.
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Announcement

This domain has been purchased by Readex, a division of Newsbank. Please adjust your usage of this website accordingly. – Also, please play this video before every post that
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State of Weightlessness

State of Weightlessness is a crazy documentary about the Soviet space program from Maciej Drygas. Cosmonauts who went insane from experiments done on them, meditations on Earthboundness, and of
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A notable passage on cactuses

Cephalia are these weird things some cactuses get where a gross column starts growing out of them at a certain age: They are pretty much for flowers. Here is how
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My new book

The book that I have been at work on for the past three-and-a-half years is being released next month. Needless to say, this was not an easy subject for me to address:
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