Look. There is a wearable hummingbird feeder mask:

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Look:

Here’s the guy who made it:

My friend Neil told me about this mask when I mentioned the sweet little hummington nest I so geniusley found. He also said there was a little tool made for gently cutting hummingbird nests out of trees, and I didn’t realize until later that he was kidding about that. But I still need that sweet little nest, which is empty now. Probably there are some micro-hummies crawling around in there for me to take care of. They’re just like hummingbirds but the size of bees! They’re perfectly proportioned. When I get them I’ll feed them sweet nectar. The recipe for which my mom helpfully dreamt of in song-form, recently:

hummingbird-feeder-song

It was a commercial for hummingbird feeders, you see.

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