Tag: John Bailey Owen

A sweatshirt I bought at a Clippers game a while back came with a Wall Street Journal subscription, as part of some promotion I don’t quite get. That’s how I

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This script is dedicated to my high school buds whose lives have been ruined by oxy. To this day, I still think our soccer team would have kicked ass

Let’s get this trending, folks! Yippee!

Funny or Die was kind enough to let me write a short memoir for their digital journal The Occasional on why summer camp was such a meaningful experience for me. I

Say it ain’t so, dear, poor, Roger boy  

A bad, evil hawk has moved into some palm trees my hummingbirds zoom off to sometimes. I fear that he is here to feed on Spring’s Bounty (new hummingbirds).

  Like all pieces, this one is inspired by Lil B:

When entertaining at home, I always want my guests to feel welcome. That’s why I like to keep Thoughtful Decorations around the house. I define Thoughtful Decorations as any

Look: Here’s the guy who made it: My friend Neil told me about this mask when I mentioned the sweet little hummington nest I so geniusley found. He also