Category: Writing

A museum guide is leading a tour at the Smithsonian Museum of Weird Shit. GUIDE: And this is the Presidential Wing…Here, you’ll see the remarkable inauguration gowns worn by

    Here’s how I decided to deal with my acne when I was thirteen: An office. My 13 year old self is sitting at a desk. Tweezers enters.

Last August, I took advantage of an offer from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency to be automatically stripped of my Tour de France titles by refusing to defend myself against

Here is the first chapter of The Hunger But Mainly Death Games, a parody I wrote with my friend Aaron Geary. Why did I think it was necessary right

I wrote this for Nightlight, the Harvard Lampoon’s parody of Twilight. [gview file=”https://johnbaileyowen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Nightlight-Chapter-6.pdf”]  

This is the issue of the Harvard Lampoon that I edited with Dan Ashwood. Open publication – Free publishing – More 3d

 “Kanye West media trainer quits after disastrous ‘Today’ interview” – New York Post Dear Mr. West, I’m writing to inform you that I will no longer be working as

Since being named chair of the Department of Energy’s climate change committee, Jim McFadden hasn’t exactly become a household name.  But that’s the way he likes it. “I’m not

Peter’s parents were going into the city that afternoon, so they had dropped him off at Grandma and Grandpa’s house.  As soon as he got there, Grandma took him