The beginning of an Amazon review of paper

I can’t say that this paper will get you the job, but…
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God, it would be hell to be French

I don’t know if life would be for me if it took that long to say cord protector, one of my favorite words.
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Sad news for fans of Nathan For You

The beard disguise was one of my favorite bits on the show, too. Pretty sick that something so funny was also used for crimes.
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And the winner of the 2013 Most Attractive Cattle Contest is

Allan, of Shropsire Second place is awarded to Angry Riley:   And an honorable mention is given to this unnamed cow: Please come back next year for more posts
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This part of Frankenstein always cracked me up

It happens in chapter 11, when ol’ doc Frankenstein is meeting up with his monster-homie, and the monster is telling him about being out in the woods: “Soon a
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