Y’see that image? I’m posting this as a declaration of sorts. Yes, I am writing to tell all of you that I am committed to seeing Mr. Owen’s Bat Feed featured on Amazon’s list of Best Sellers in Bat Supplies someday. Not like, the number ONE best seller, mind you. Although…a boy can dream…
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(That’s a picture of me with my new red hair, daydreaming about a barrel of Mr. Owen’s Bat Feed being sent into my boyhood cavewaters)