Author: John Bailey Owen

Yes, I found a thing of garlic that looks like a man’s butt. It even has the white-ish mold a butt gets when you saw off the man’s legs and

I am a writer in Washington, D.C. I wrote The Hunger But Mainly Death Games with Aaron Geary, and was a contributing author of Nightlight. And here I am on Twitter.

Here is the first chapter of The Hunger But Mainly Death Games, a parody I wrote with my friend Aaron Geary. Why did I think it was necessary right

I wrote this for Nightlight, the Harvard Lampoon’s parody of Twilight. [gview file=”https://johnbaileyowen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Nightlight-Chapter-6.pdf”]  

This is the issue of the Harvard Lampoon that I edited with Dan Ashwood. Open publication – Free publishing – More 3d