Author: John Bailey Owen

A museum guide is leading a tour at the Smithsonian Museum of Weird Shit. GUIDE: And this is the Presidential Wing…Here, you’ll see the remarkable inauguration gowns worn by

Leeches are interesting animals. Look for one next time you are in a wet or damp area. It may already sense that you are nearby. People and leeches have an

     The takeaway: it’s painful to be a sculpture.  

Is anyone else sick of Sunheads?  Don’t they have anything better to do than come around to point and laugh at our chickens, and do dainty little steps? I

    Here’s how I decided to deal with my acne when I was thirteen: An office. My 13 year old self is sitting at a desk. Tweezers enters.