Author: John Bailey Owen

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The CVS in my neighborhood has raised a monument to all those who perished on that fateful night in 1912.

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Sometimes, life doesn’t seem fair. But that’s just how it is when you’re a teenager. You’re always being forced to battle your peers in a globally televised tournament of

That guy had better take care once his precious robot runs out of batteries, otherwise the hummingbird is going to kick his ass.