Category: Writing

Future-Worm!

Two Future-Worms are out on YouTube today! The rest start comin’ on August 1 on Disney XD.
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Clarence: “Tuckered Boys”

I got to work on the episode of Clarence that airs tonight. It’s called “Tuckered Boys” and it’s about the lads staying up all night and going crazy.  The people
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An epic poem in three dimensions

(click this friend for secret and scary images) The chronicles of former times lie concealed – housed below, hidden in earth-halls. The king ordered it. He knew what words
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More Scientific Studies Conducted by Teens

A sweatshirt I bought at a Clippers game a while back came with a Wall Street Journal subscription, as part of some promotion I don’t quite get. That’s how I
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Protecting Your Sandcastle

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/protecting-sandcastle
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The Man Who Wouldn’t Share Something His Friend Had Written

Let’s get this trending, folks! Yippee!
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A meditation on summer camp

Funny or Die was kind enough to let me write a short memoir for their digital journal The Occasional on why summer camp was such a meaningful experience for me. I
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Poor sad Roger Federer

Say it ain’t so, dear, poor, Roger boy  
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Annoying Last Statements

  Like all pieces, this one is inspired by Lil B:
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The Day Coffee Stopped Working

One surprising thing I learned recently is that coffee is losing its effect. Here’s a diagram from Science which shows how coffee’s ability to stimulate is undergoing exponential decay: I
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