Why has someone in my neighborhood tied a water jug to a tree in their front yard? Why have they left it there for months? Why does one end of the rope it’s tied with have these little wires taped onto it?
People have asked me those questions and more, when they’ve seen my yard-jug tied to the jug-tree. But you know what? You need to shut up. Shut up and keep on walking. Just shut up!