Newly discovered artifacts from 6th grade

This is a pretty SELF-EXPLANATORY list, kept by Perry Costello when we were in 6th grade. We went to school together from kindergarten to eighth grade, and she was also my neighbor! She has a huge treasure trove of artifacts, and has been releasing images of them to me.

I would have killed for this list. I was certain that something like it existed, and if only I could get my hands on it…

I guess depending on when it “came into my possession,” I would either have felt great and done some fist pumps and said “YES!” or I would have been quiet and sighy on the rides home from school for a while.

The date is an important part in this next one:

As a bonus there, you get to see my adaptative strategy of being a good, helpful guy, facilitating relationships. I’d recommend it to any boy who is currently in 6th grade. It allows proximity to girls as well as proving trustworthiness, reliability, and servility – three characteristics girls like.