Buy my plants, baby!

Now you can buy the beautiful perfect plants I grow so well from seed. Go now! Goodpupsplants.com! Buy them! Buy them, you fool! And follow my dear little plant
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Memorial

The CVS in my neighborhood has raised a monument to all those who perished on that fateful night in 1912.
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I can’t say I disagree with this

But what do you think? Sound off in the comments.
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The Kidkill Deathgames

Sometimes, life doesn’t seem fair. But that’s just how it is when you’re a teenager. You’re always being forced to battle your peers in a globally televised tournament of
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Smarmy hummingbird trickster calmly bedevils unsuspecting hummingbird with robot

That guy had better take care once his precious robot runs out of batteries, otherwise the hummingbird is going to kick his ass.
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